Click Click! Zzzzzz
Josie is taking a cat nap! She has been VERY helpful lately, I have been making a slideshow about cats and she is helping by walking on my keyboard! how thoughtful! (not). there is not much to say. Now that I am on summer vacation i can spend a lot of time with Jo' and that makes us both happy..... i think. Have a good summer! bye!
Crazy Jo': things that i missed
One thing that i missed from the story was that i didn't say that it was true but it is! also when i was yelling MOMMMMMMM i was diving on her bed. Those were what i missed. bye!
OWWWWWWWWW! Josie olive just chased me all over my home!!!!!! SHE BIT ME ON MY LEGGGGGGGGGGGG. I am very mad at her. when she was in mid chase i was YELLING "MOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!" she is just so cheeky i mean of course she was in frisk mode (frisk means that she was very energetic or that she was just being the world most crazy cat) but that doesent mean she can eat my leg off! right? anyway thats all! THE END P.S she did not really bite my leg off she just bit me but it HURT!
nothing new has been happening with jo'! the only thing is that she has been chasing my feet a lot. She has a favorite toy now tho. it is a mouse that goes bop beep squeak when ever it hits something. That jo' loves that thing and playes with it a lot now
I forgot about part two for a bit so here it is now. P.S. there is NO part three. One day AFTER training my cat seemed perfectly normal but of corse i was WRONG. That trainor was crazy because now my cat could talk. Yes, i heard her talking one night. finally i took her to a normal trainor and one night when i was sleeping she was standing over my face saying I LIKE YOUR PAJAMAS so i found out that she is the weirdest of them all the enddddd.
I will always be posting Jo' things 4 times a week. Those days are Sunday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. The Jo' things will never show my face or my name only Jo's name and Jo's body and face. :3 That is all for Jo' Notes.
Cat story part one
One day a cat was wandering in the street so I went and got her. When she was in my house I gave her something to eat and drink. 7 years later I still had that cat. I named her olive. We were best friends. There was only one problem: she would never let me go into the basement! One Sunday night I was staying up way too late, then as I was walking to go to bed I heard the door creak I hid in my loft right above the door. I looked down and I saw a shadow of a cat. It was olive! I was terrified. My precious kitty! She was sneaking out! I didn't dare speak. I knew I would scare her if I did. 20 minutes later the door creaked again and there she was my little kitten with a bag full of treasures probably from my neighbors! When it was morning I went into the basement. And to my surprise it was filled with millions of dollars and things that are very rare. On a shelf I saw the rarest crystal in the world and it was the only one left of its kind. That day I sent that cat to a training center and I returned all of the things and the signs that reported the missing things. Since I did all of this and I had to skip school. After the training my cat was normal or at least I thought so. Part two coming tomorrow.
All about Jo' or Jo' news #4
Jo' is short for Josie. Jo' is taking a cat nap. My bed (to her) is not made for sleep, its a hideout. She loves to lay under my bed and hide so if you walk past the bed chances are you will get attacked. Note to self: don't walk past bed, leap from hall on bed. That's all for Jo' news today. =0w0=
O majestic jo'
I am jo’
I love the sun
It is so warm
I hate the snow
I am so majestic this miss majestic jo'
If you get lost and need me
I will know where to go
And if you don’t know why
Then I will give meow
To let you know that
I am the boss in this little town
And when it's time for bed
I’ll walk you home at night
And when the owls hoot
I will have no fright
Cuz I am jo’
O majestic jo'
And now I say goodnight
To all those little jo’ lovers staring into the night
Josie is a playful kitten who is 2 years old! She loves her owner (me) and many other things including pipe cleaners and hair ties. She is a frisky kitten! She hopes you like reading this!